This one is gonna be huge thanks to all the cursing people have been doing
lately.

"wait .. it fucked up again .. god dam software modems"

"'well.... he's all fucked up .."

"removed proxy. La-dee fuckin-dah it worked."

"I am going to come up there and kick your fucking ass".  This is not a
joke."

"im now taking baby fucking steps with her"

"she put the disk in backwards....you gotta be fucking shittin me!"

"this is fucking re-cock-u-luss!"

"fuck this shit...reinstalling network & communication"

"this guy is one dumb fuck"

"he's a fucking dick.  he wanted me to change his password because he
couldn't log on with it on this piece a shit second computer with a 56k
modem.  he logged on fine with the other computer with isdn and that exact
same password he asked me to change.  the dude is a straight up prick.
Someone please tell me this, why would a valid password work on one
computer and not another?"

"cannot log on. she is an IDIOT. some moron here gave her a westchester
number. remove dip header compresson.she keeps on hitting connect and
disconnecting me...fucking idiot"

"computer is a fucking mess"

"no. why should anyfuckingthing work"

"'this lady should do tech support for herselve ... cause she is a
complete no shutting up bitch!"

"Checked over the settings then laughed at me, as i said, she's a bitch"

"Wouldn't let me do anything.  I guess he just called to bitch and moan.
He's a real knowitall type."

"complete dick, wanted to do nothing but bitch"

"she is just bitching and bitching and bitching and bitching and bitching
and bitching and bitching and bitching and bitching and bitching about how
her Outlook Express is branded with Mindspring"

"This girl was kind of snotty, but I helped the bitch anyway."

"that worked, she isnt a bitch . . . she is just a little rich girl"

"Itake back calling her a cheap slut sex poodle bitch."

"bitch will rush you, so be brave"

"whiny screaching bitch i couldn't understand made absolutly no sense"

"This guy is bitching about going from 33.2 to 31.6 - he should die"

"She is a real snotty bitch - so be careful"

"he knows everything oh did I mention that he is an asshole"

"a real asshole   .  very annoying.   asshole  asshole asshole"

"you asshole"

"this guy is a complete asshole and should not be calling tech support if
he won't shutup"

"Well, leave it up to an asshole customer to wait until 10 mins later to
tell me he deleted everything in dial-up networking"

"(name stricken) the asshole that he is didn't leave a ticket and game
this guy a 40
diget init string"

"real asshole"

"this asshole likes to play with settings.."

"This guy is a complete and total asshole!!  First, he spoke to John and
was nasty to him, then left him a message in his voice mail calling him a
liar.  Then I was lucky enough to get him, and he started laying on the
nastiness right off the bat.  He thinks we're all a bunch of liars, and
all we want to do is get people off the phone.  He also insists that he
receive a refund for a days service every time he has trouble logging on.
When I explained that a day of service amounts to about 30 cents, he still
insisted on it.  He basically gets off on making our jobs harder, and more
or less said so.  He said something to the effect that it's my job to sit
there and take shit from him, because he's the customer.  He has
absolutley no redeeming qualities...you will want to kill this man if you
speak to him"

"This guy is an asshole, and an asshole also."

"asked to check his settings...he proceded to be an asshole"

"this guy is an asshole and he dosent listen to shit you say... if I told
him to burn in hell... he would think I said reboot"

"fixed pop and smtp (three times now because the asshole doesn't seem to
enjoy hitting OK)"

"(name striken) is a fucking asshole...the guy cant connect, so dickless
shuts off
call waiting."

"this guy is one sorry bastard for giving me lip when he is the fucking
asshole who would not listen to me in the 1st place."

"This guy is real asshole, Nuf said.  guy wants us to have tutorial
sessions by us.  he yells and curses, but it turn out he is typing in the
address WRONG!!!!!"

"this customer is an asshole"

"this guy is an asshole"

"i take back calling her an asshole cause she wasnt nasty today like she
was on the 4th'"

"still getting them... what a fucking asshole, my day was fine until i got
this call"

"Arrogant asshole, will tell you what he is willing to do, Thinks he is an
expert"

"well, the asshole calls me as he is installing communications on his
crappy p-75 so I have been sitting here for 5 minutes now"

"Did a line test, unfortunately Walt is an asshole and decided to jam my
box on my cigerettes break... thus rendering my line test results
unretrievable"

"asshole alert"

"Cannot connect hes an asshole"

"This guy is a foul-mouthed drunken asshole who has no business owning a
computer.  He will most certainly push you to the limits of your patience.
It took me close to a half an hour to get him through entering the DNS
numbers in DUN.  He has absolutely no idea what he's doing, so be
prepared if you ever speak to him"

"This woman is an arrogant cunt."

"someone who could help was available.  He said, and I quote "I guess I
need to call back when you're on vacation".  Keep in mind that I
couldn't have been any nicer to this cocksucker and he totally turned on
me.  The answers I was giving him should have made sense to any logical
human being, but not good ol' Marty.  His problem is not something we can
fix, and the next time he calls, he should be made aware of that right off
the bat.  He doesn't deserve your time and effort."

"complete dick, wanted to do nothing but bitch"

"this guy is a dick"

"this guy is a du  dick, he erased all of his connection icons just to
spite me"

"its true....this man has no dick..."

"This dick should have the 8 waves of pestilence brought upon his soprry
ass."